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Zoc



Joined: 09 Jul 2004
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Location: San Diego, California

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:08 pm    Post subject:

Zoc sneaks into the throne room and hijacks the Giant Fire Engine of Impending Doom.

"I just need this for a sec..."

::races back to San Diego with a quick stop in LA::
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Zoc



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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:47 am    Post subject:

Zoc drifts back into the throne room, burying Kitsune in mime-boxes.
After rummaging around for the throne, Zoc sits upon it and decorates it with colorful plastic dinosaurs, becoming Ruler of the Land!

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...and we will call it… "This Land"

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su-nami



Joined: 22 Oct 2007
Posts: 260
Location: ireland

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:23 am    Post subject:

su2po walks in dragging a giant sphere, inside the sphere are two mechanical arms juggling three people, who are juggling three monkeys, who are juggling three guinee pigs, who are juggling three mice, who are juggling three grains of rice and all of this isolated by two invisible arms suspended over a portable lake of fire. zoc steps forward off the throne staring at the contraption and in an effort to figure out how this works is driven mad and jumps out the window. su2po nonchalantly struts up to the throne and takes her rightfull place as.....
ruler of the land.
incidently she keeps the coulerfull dinosaurs cos she like the previous kings style.
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Ashamalee



Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Posts: 17
Location: Montana

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject:

Out of nowhere, that most dark and dangerous of all forum creatures, the serial lurker, storms into the throne room. Supported by an evil army of overly sarcastic robots, she dethrones Su2po. After the mighty battle, Ashamalee strides through the swirling mist to take the throne, becoming Ruler of the Land.

And then she gives the dinosaurs to Kitsune. Fox demons are always hungry.
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Kitsune_Whisper



Joined: 09 Sep 2007
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Location: Hickory, NC

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:46 am    Post subject:

Yummy dinosaurs. I like the carnivores best. Less armored parts.
Those ones with the spikes are more work than crab legs.
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PorcuBrine
Chitter-chattering, wee magical heather bear



Joined: 19 Jul 2005
Posts: 912
Location: Edinburrr

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:56 am    Post subject:

PorcuBrine calls a democratic election, offering tax breaks for Ashamalee's robot army. With the military force and attractive policy decisions regarding the distribution of acrylics and padded floors; PorcuBrine is legally elected to the position of Ruler of the Land.

Not content with being a benevolent absolute ruler however, PorcuBrine declares a shift into a state of socialism, the Most Serene Republic of Dotorg. Power is distributed fairly and evenly amongst the people of the forum.

Porcubrine sits on a stool beside the empty throne and lights a pipe, happy to hold a purely decorative title of 'Benevolent Figurehead of the State"
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Kitsune_Whisper



Joined: 09 Sep 2007
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Location: Hickory, NC

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:08 pm    Post subject:

Kitsune can't help but think of Briney as Bob, serene headman of the Church of the Subgenius.




http://www.subgenius.com/

for info. PS Ivan Stang is freaking awesome to watch.
Such passion for slacking
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su-nami



Joined: 22 Oct 2007
Posts: 260
Location: ireland

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:23 am    Post subject:

but everyone knows socialism wont work because porcubrine becomes corrupt and starts demanding rediculous things such as the requirement that all chairs have portraits of "the hoff" sewn into them by hand and all pink marshmellows must be exactly 30 mm in diameter. sensing this civil unrest su2po ceases her opportunity to lead the people in a rebellion against the evil overlord porcubrine. su2po is victorious, porcubrine is sent into exhile and all images of the hoff are destroyed, but now the land is in ruins and so the people call for su2po to sit on the throne as ruler of the land.. just untill its all up and running again of course...

....mwhahahahaha
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Dizz
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Joined: 27 Feb 2007
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Location: Tucson

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject:

Dizz skips through the woods, and trips on a root. She bowls over su2po and knocks her out of the throne. They are both tossed into the air and Dizz somehow plops into it looking dazed and confused.
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su-nami



Joined: 22 Oct 2007
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Location: ireland

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject:

aah, it never lasts!!!
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