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A woman walks into an elevator and asks the man standing there, "can I smell your balls?"

When he replies "No" the women says, "Oh it must be your feet then."

Be sure to tell this joke as if you knew who it happened to, it makes it that much more believable- "Did I ever tell you the story of how my aunt's bird died? Well, you see- she had this parakeet named "Buddy" and he would just follow her everywhere. She would do housework, and he'd just follow her around, and watch what she was doing.. Well, one time she went downstairs to the freezer chest in the basement and she didn't realize that Buddy had landed near the open freezer. He must have flew into the freezer while she had her back turned because when she closed it, Buddy got trapped inside! Well, about 6 hours later, she was walking around the house looking for him- She figured he was probably asleep behind the curtains and didn't hear her, so she went back down to the freezer to grab some chicken for dinner. Sure enough, when she opened the door she saw poor old buddy lying there frozen solid in the freezer. She grabbed Buddy and frantically ran upstairs to call her vet- On the phone, the vet tried to calm her down and said that he would be fine, but she needed to put 5 drops of gasoline in his mouth. She was very unsure, but decided to try it anyway. So with a dropper she put 5 drops of gas into the birds mouth- INSTANTLY the bird jumped up and started flying frantically around the room- Squaking and chirping and making a big racket. Suddenly, though, he fell down to the floor and stopped moving.. ---This is where you wait for someone to ask "What happened??" and in reply, you say: I guess he just ran out of gas! BA-DUM-BUM-CHIIIIING!