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galileo · Joined: 02 Aug 2024 Posts: 107 Location: Calgary

explain...

or do you just like saying the word paradox
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paradox · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2024 2:35 am Post subject:

from dictionary.com:
juggle - –verb (used with object)
1. to keep (several objects, as balls, plates, tenpins, or knives) in continuous motion in the air simultaneously by tossing and catching.
2. to hold, catch, carry, or balance precariously; almost drop and then catch hold again: The center fielder juggled the ball but finally made the catch.
3. to alter or manipulate in order to deceive, as by subterfuge or trickery: to juggle the business accounts; to juggle the facts.
4. to manage or alternate the requirements of (two or more tasks, responsibilities, activities, etc.) so as to handle each adequately: to juggle the obligations of job and school.
–verb (used without object)
5. to perform feats of manual or bodily dexterity, as tossing up and keeping in continuous motion a number of balls, plates, knives, etc.
6. to use artifice or trickery.
–noun
7. the act or fact of juggling.

because it's CONTACT juggling, it is a paradox. most of these definitions describe throwing things into the air and catching them to some extent. contact means (again, from dictionary.com):
–noun
1. the act or state of touching; a touching or meeting, as of two things or people.
2. immediate proximity or association.
3. an acquaintance, colleague, or relative through whom a person can gain access to information, favors, influential people, and the like.
4. Electricity. a junction of electric conductors, usually metal, that controls current flow, often completing or interrupting a circuit.
5. Geology. the interface, generally a planar surface, between strata that differ in lithology or age.
6. Medicine/Medical. a person who has lately been exposed to an infected person.
7. Sociology. a condition in which two or more individuals or groups are placed in communication with each other. Compare categoric contact, primary contact, secondary contact, sympathetic contact.
8. contact lens.
–verb (used with object)
9. to put or bring into contact.
10. to communicate with: We'll contact you by mail or telephone.
–verb (used without object)
11. to enter into or be in contact.
–adjective
12. involving or produced by touching or proximity: contact allergy.

so i'm right

but yeah, i do like saying the word paradox. it's so...awesome...

here's a better one:
contact juggling is..................a fucking awesome way for a baseball pitcher to psyche out a batter
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daisylou · Joined: 24 Sep 2024 Posts: 527 Location: north wales

hehe

contact juggling is....a way to bring together a society of people to waste many hours of their day together on t'internet
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Typaer · Joined: 06 Mar 2024 Posts: 14 Location: Halden, Norway

Contact juggling is loosing contact with the world (or just shrinking the world down to the size of al ball )

(or as a street performer once told me, while giving me tips on palmspinning "Contact juggling is better than masturbation - and if you switch hands, it nearly feels like someone else is doing it" :p )

Drew · Joined: 29 Jun 2024 Posts: 989 Location: Bristol UK

Only if you sit on your hand till it goes numb first
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daisylou · Joined: 24 Sep 2024 Posts: 527 Location: north wales

lol and the level drops
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paradox · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2024 8:43 pm Post subject:

yeah, but you don't need to have a tissue ready
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Drew · Joined: 29 Jun 2024 Posts: 989 Location: Bristol UK

Title of the thread....
....is playing with your balls.
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paradox · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2024 9:11 pm Post subject:

Contact Juggling is like onions. it has layers.
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paradox · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2024 8:49 pm Post subject:

contact juggling is like a Billy Idol song (Dancing With Myself).

why doesn't anyone post here anymore???
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Dizz · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2024 10:05 pm Post subject:

CJ is a black eye waiting to happen.
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Illumilatte · Joined: 13 Apr 2024 Posts: 468 Location: San Marcos, Texas

CJ: A reason to say Oops! more often. As well as a game where you try not to break things.

Colin · Posted: Tue May 01, 2024 2:09 am Post subject:

is fruit of the loom
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Got Balls? · Posted: Sat May 19, 2024 12:22 am Post subject:

cjing is for people who dont know what to do with all their free time
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daisylou · Joined: 24 Sep 2024 Posts: 527 Location: north wales

contact juggling is too much fun
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