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Loves Christmas Day
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2024 10:35 am    Post subject:

^ ^ Doughnuts are more addictive than crack, watch out.

I am wishing I could borrow one of Spazzle's cats..
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2024 11:46 am    Post subject:

I am now eagerly bubble wrapping Mannie and sending him first class to Nikas for the weekend...

In fact - lets not stop there, theyre now all bubble wrapped and ready to go. Weve got Spazzle, Zephyr, Po and Smudger up for grabs this weekend folks:

Cat number 1: Spazzle loves to spoon at night and will make a strange bubbly meow when instructed with the command "bubble" He loves nothing more than belly rubs, messily eating cheese sandwiches hes found in British Gas workers briefcases and stealing and hiding baubles from your newly decorated christmas tree.

Cat number 2: Zephyr is the cat version of a husky dog crossed with luxury teddybear who loves nothing more than licking her arse. She has also mastered the art of jumping at doorhandles and opening doors so theres no escape from this little terror! I bet your thinking aha, ive got doorknobs so that wont be a problem. Guess again, this is one smart kitty!

Cat number 3: Smudger enjoys invading way too much personal space during cuddles - if given the chance will sit with her wet nose resting on your cheek purring while dribbling all over you. Shes slightly manic depressive and often misses the litter tray when pooping, much to the delight of her long suffering owners.

Cat number 4: Po is a seriously hardcore dinkydink runt with a love of scraping her arse along the carpet (and nooo she hasnt got worms, vet says she likes the feel. who doesnt i say, nothing like a freshly carpet burned bottom) Shes haunted by a ferret cat toy that she must seek and destroy at least 5 or 6 times a day. Shes a bundle pack and comes complete with pesky ferret.

ANY TAKERS?
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2024 2:37 pm    Post subject:

ill take all of them, just stick em in a box witha can of cat food an post em to me. the cheque will be in the post lol
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2024 3:54 pm    Post subject:

I am crapping my pants in anticipation for spherecamp
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2024 10:38 pm    Post subject:

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I am now eagerly bubble wrapping Mannie and sending him first class to Nikas for the weekend...


Cat number 3: Smudger enjoys invading way too much personal space during cuddles - if given the chance will sit with her wet nose resting on your cheek purring while dribbling all over you. Shes slightly manic depressive and often misses the litter tray when pooping, much to the delight of her long suffering owners.



I used to have a cat called Smudge, she would cuddle you around the neck with both paws and scrape her teeth on your earlobe. She would also push her chin down onto your shoulder, but not softly, really hard! Total strangers would find this a bit wierd, she was very sociable..
Wierd, but soooo cute.
I could leave her hanging around my neck and make cups of tea..

But I fear the bubble wrap won't last too long. Cats love to pop it too.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 1:04 am    Post subject:

i am listening to ed-alleyne johnson, drinking tea, and uploading my pictures from the kaiserchiefs gig last night - omg don't even get me started or i might hyperventilate. they were h-amaaaaaaaaaaazing!!!!!!!! i was about 6 rows from the front how exciting and the Pigeon Detectives were their support - bonus!
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 1:17 am    Post subject:

Oooohhh theyre uploaded

(I am excited )

http://www.facebook.com/album.html?aid=13881&l;=48f14&id;=504953122
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 3:46 pm    Post subject:

I am happy cause I got a wii for christmas, ok its not for me but for someone else, but I got one at rrp.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 7:27 pm    Post subject:

I am trying to play with my ball without looking, because my eyes are doing funny glitchy, hurty things. But it's hard to do when the ball is so shiny and demands that I look at it...
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 9:23 pm    Post subject:

I am watching Nika on the teelyvision
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 10:15 pm    Post subject:

i am gutted that i just realised i missed nika on the television...stupid work...

i am eating chips and curry from the best chippy in north wales
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2024 11:08 pm    Post subject:

I am whishing I saw Nika on television.... anybody youtube it?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2024 12:20 pm    Post subject:

i am really hungry, but its cos im about to go home and do some entheogen based meditation and fasting is part of it, its that time of year again. wish me luck
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2024 2:30 pm    Post subject:

I'm waiting for Spherecamp to start since I have to drive soooo far. Okay. Only like 30 miles...but I'm feeling lazy.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2024 6:39 pm    Post subject:

I am reading the Kaiserchiefs blog on their website (yes I have become very sad as in 'like loser' since seeing them for 2nd time. Blog is funny
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