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 aw, man...I gotta represent the girls all alone?
Author: remy 
Date:   04-10-02 08:02

aw man...boys, boys, boys....

you seem to be forgetting, girls have to wear shirts too!
ahem, ahem...in the spirit of all that is tacky, lewd, and generally in bad taste...
here we go...

front:guys dig chicks with balls.
back:contact juggle.

front: (blatantly across chest) what are you staring at?
back: haven't you ever seen a chick play with her balls? contact juggle.

front: (across chest, again)yes, they are real.
back. no, you can't play with them.
(small amount of space between these lines)
contact juggle.

front:contact juggler
back:just wait 'till you see my chestroll.

front:freud was kinda mixed up:
yes, I've got a severe complex, but it involves balls...
not clubs.
back: contact juggle

now, ditching the girly thing (proving that I can make ball jokes too)
front: which hand do you usually use when you're bored and alone?
back: you only have enough to fill one hand?
contact juggle.

front: some guys only have one ball...
back: but beleive me, they know just what to do with it...
contact juggle

okay, that's it for now

rem
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 Contact Juggling Slogans, and T-shirts, Revisited  new
Shifty 04-05-02 21:22 
 Re: Contact Juggling Slogans, and T-shirts, Revisited  new
Chico 04-06-02 00:24 
 Re: Contact Juggling Slogans, and T-shirts, Revisited  new
Teo 04-18-02 14:15 
 Balls  new
Rich Shumaker 04-06-02 21:53 
 Re: Balls  new
David Kaplan 04-07-02 05:52 
 Re: Balls  new
Brad 04-07-02 06:34 
 Re: Contact Juggling Slogans, and T-shirts, Revisited  new
KTesh 04-07-02 10:16 
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Ferret 04-12-02 03:55 
 Re: Busking…..(passing the hat)  new
ICU812 04-12-02 05:59 
 Re: Busking…..(passing the hat)  new
Robin Spehar 04-12-02 19:11 
 Re: Contact Juggling Slogans, and T-shirts, Revisited  new
ICU812 04-10-02 05:12 
 aw, man...I gotta represent the girls all alone?  new
remy 04-10-02 08:02 
 Re: aw, man...I gotta represent the girls all alone?  new
Axl Rose 04-12-02 01:21 
 commit senseless acts of beauty  new
silver 04-12-02 02:06 
 Re: Contact Juggling Slogans, and T-shirts, Revisited  new
ob1 04-20-02 12:18 
 forgive my latin  new
K'Tesh 04-25-02 09:47 
 Too bad this one's already taken...  new
Raydancer 04-26-02 15:45 


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